GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then